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"Come now, my King, surely the castle isn't all that bad. Look, you can still have your little relationships~"
"Yeah, sure, whatever... please back off now... you're hurting my royal face...."

Relationships

Spade
Queen:

My lovely but really fucking annoying queen.
Jack: (Yao Wang)
Ace:

Diamond
King: (Francis Bonnefoy)
Queen: (Lili Zwingli)
Jack: (Vash Zwingli)
Ace:

Heart
King: (Ludwig Beilschmidt)
Queen: (Kiku Honda)
Jack: (Feliciano Vargas)
Ace:

Club
King: (Ivan Braginski)
Queen: (Elizabeta Hedervary)
Jack: (Roderich Edelstein)
Ace:

Other Alfred's/America's

(Tch, please, there's only one of me.)

Allies
(As close to friendship as you're gonna get.)

Acquaintances
(Just met you and can't tell if you're friend or foe yet.)

Enemies
(Better stay away unless you feel like dying.)

"Urghk... s-sometimes... I wonder if... my Queen is my greatest enemy... agh...."

"Yeah, yeah, I love you too, you crazy sonova bitch...."

I kn-kn-know a guy, he gets what he wants all the time
'Cause he's fine
But for an angel, he's a hot hot mess
Make you so blind
But you don't mind

'Cause he's an uptown, get-around, anything-goes guy, guy
He's a hardcore, candy-store, gimme-some-more guy, guy

He'll make you eat his sweets all day, 'cause he can't make any friends
He likes to toy with all the subjects, 'cause the fun never ends
And all your clothes are folded nice and now you've met your match
He's like a one-way ticket 'cause you can't come back!

Saying yeah... you want him, but he's so mean
(You’ll never let him go. Why don’t you let him go?)
Yeah... you want him, but he's so mean
(You’ll never let him go. Why don’t you let him go?)

You kn-kn-know that if you don’t shut your mouth, he’ll freak out
You better get your shit together, ‘cause he’s bringing you down now
Yeah boy you better, you better
'Cause he's an uptown, get-around, anything-goes guy, guy
He's a hardcore, candy-store, gimme-some-more guy, guy

He's got his wicked sense of humor, can’t believe what he says
He eats sugar in the morning ‘til it goes to his head
And all you want is just to hold him, even when he's upset
He has a hard time coming when he can’t hit back

Saying yeah... you want him, but he's so mean
(You’ll never let him go. Why don’t you let him go?)
Yeah... you want him, but he's so mean
(You’ll never let him go. Why don’t you let him go?)

Every now and then, he makes you just a little bit crazy
He’ll turn a knife into your back and then he’s calling you baby, crazy

He'll make you eat his sweets all day, 'cause he can't make any friends
He likes to toy with all the subjects, 'cause the fun never ends
And all your clothes are folded nice and now you've met your match
He's like a one-way ticket 'cause you can't come back!

Saying yeah... you want him, but he's so mean
(You’ll never let him go. Why don’t you let him go?)
Yeah... you want him, but he's so mean
(You’ll never let him go. Why don’t you let him go?)

Saying yeah... you want him, but he's so mean
(You’ll never let him go. Why don’t you let him go?)
Yeah... you want him, but he's so mean
(You’ll never let him go. Why don’t you let him go?)

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King Alfred Jones of the Spade

Once upon a time there were four kingdoms; Spade, Heart, Diamond and Club. The retained peace through the hard work of clever jacks, intelligent queens and, of course, the strength of their kings. There's no suffering to be found for all the kingdoms work in harmony and blah blah blardy blargh BLAH. Booooooooring.

"Lemme tell you a better story."

The Four Kingdoms are in a state of constant turmoil. War ravages through the lands, showering destruction wherever it touches. The people are always suffering, yet the rulers care not for their well-beings for they are engaged in something far more pressing. A game with the possession of whole kingdoms and pride on the line. The Kings are the faces of the kingdoms battling each other, but each kingdoms' citizens know it's the Queens who are the real shadow rulers.

In the Spades Kingdom, the Queen has taken it a step further. He has locked the King of Spades in a castle- woah, wait, what?!

Yeah, you read that shit right. My Queen's locked up his badass king in his castle. Talk about the highest level of disrespect! He's supposed to take orders from me, damn it! Well, anyway, the badass King of Spades is forced to remain within the confines of Castle Spades while the Queen of Spades continues their conquest of the other kingdoms. Now that's just not fair.

Yeah, okay, so I nearly died in that one battle against the King of Diamonds. Dude totally cheated and blinded me with all that flashy jewelry he wears! Anyway, I was bed-ridden for a few days but it wasn't until I recovered that I realized my Queen had turned me into a captive in my own damn castle! Something about not wanting to risk losing me after that close call or some stupid shit like that. I'm a King! Kings are supposed to be at the forefront fighting their asses off! Like Hell am I just gonna sit around with my thumb up my ass all day.

So, escape plan number one....

"D-damn... it feels like his eyes are always on me... even when he's not in the castle...."

((Haha yeah this is a WIP, pretty much. Got the idea from

. They needed a king~ Also basing my profile a lot off theirs since it's basically a partner account.

MOST OF THESE PICTURES ARE NOT MINE. CREDIT WILL BE GIVEN OR THEY WILL BE TAKEN DOWN UPON REQUEST BY OWNER.))

RESULTS!!!

by ~2P-King-of-Spades, Apr 4, 2013, 9:57:05 PM
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So my last journal was a poll to find out which accounts I'd be jumping back into the roleplaying scene with. Almost no one voted (again, you people seriously suck -_-) but I did get a result and that's what matters! And the result is...

A MIX ACCOUNT!!!

Yup, you read that right. I finally just caved and made a God damn mix account. All my characters, old and new, will be on it. It's still a work in progress but the profile page is finished at least. All characters I currently plan on doing are listed on it. I'm going to keep these old accounts just in case I ever need to go back and check something. However, no roleplaying will be done on them! So I suggest you head on over and watch this guy instead if you want to keep roleplaying with me!!

That is all~

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Apr 4, 2013 RESULTS!!!
Mar 24, 2013 Back from Hiatus!!!
Dec 25, 2012 OOC: Merry Christmas~
Dec 5, 2012 OOC: The Ways of a King (Facts Updated 12/09/12)

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~BritQueenofSpades Dec 31, 2012

The Gentleman cocked a large eyebrow and scoffed indignantly. "You are not my King." He stated, glaring at the other. "And I have not seen you before. Who are you if not an imposter?"

~TheSweetSmileofDeath Dec 30, 2012

{ Grazie for the watch ~ }

~HoldOutForAHero Dec 11, 2012

((Oh thank you very much for the watch! It really means a lot~

))

~CuriousLittleRaccoon Dec 11, 2012

( ^^ little one here watches the Queen >v< should watch the king too!)

H..Hello mister king sir!

!2P-Queen-of-Spades Dec 9, 2012

Queen Arthur was glad to finally arrive on the private (volcanic) island that, by far to their knowledge, only the Spades Royals and their selective servants knew about. It had been, what, escape attempt number ten already? There was only so much he could do to Alfred before even the Queen figured a different tactic must be made. And so, with a heavy heart, he decided allowing Alfred some time to 'be free' might help ebb at his desire to escape.

Of course, the ride over was an uneasy one. They had to leave in the middle of night in disguise and use one of the icky boats to not alert anyone to their presence. The whole time Arthur had, yes, kept Alfred on a literal tight leash--linked by metal and reinforced with magic. He never let Alfred leave his sight nor did he sleep much because he had to always keep his eyes wide open. Which was why he was letting out a cute, high-pitched yawn when they finally reached the interior of the fortress walls.

The leash was still around Alfred's neck, but Arthur finally gave it some slack as he leaned against him, pouting, "I'm tiiiired..." Waving an arm a bit, he continued with, "Carry me!"

~2P-King-of-Spades Dec 9, 2012

Alfred had thought for sure Arthur was finally going to lose it and restrain him to the bed or something after his umpteenth escape attempt. So when his queen told him they were taking a little vacation to Cupcake Island, he was both stunned and ecstatic. Arthur had, obviously, named the island for its volcano which, funnily enough, vaguely resembled a cupcake. Sure, the island was no forests or plains, but Alfred would get to tromp around outside!! Without worrying about facing Arthur's magical wrath later.

Though... really... the leash was a bit much. Were it anyone else, Alfred would have strangled them with it. At least only a handful of servants saw him in such a humiliating state; he could always kill them later. Though it was for the best since the moment they had left the castle Alfred had attempted to book it down the street. Having reached their destination, he was eager to get the damned thing off. The best way to get what he wanted was to give Arthur what he wanted.

"All right, I'll carry you. It's your own fault, you know~" Alfred teased, easily hefting his smaller queen up into his strong arms. "Where to, your majesty?" He asked, leaning down to press a kiss to the other's forehead.

!2P-Queen-of-Spades Dec 9, 2012

Arthur looked visibly 10% happier from the kiss. He nuzzled against his chest as he waved his hand carelessly around in the general direction of 'out there'. "Our room would be lovely~. It's warmer than I expected and I would enjoy changing into cooler clothes." Technically 'our room' could mean any of the rooms since they had free reign over the entire fortress. Heck, they could camp out in the kitchens for all anyone else really cared since the staff only came to the interior when they needed to.

He yawned again then peered up at him with amusement. "What did you have in mind to do first?" he asked. "You were so energetic just before we landed that I had half a mind to strap you to the bottom of the boat and let you propel it forward faster. But then the dear sharkies would have been confused~!"

At being reminded of the fun aquatic life around the island, Arthur's mind easily transitioned from "Protect the King at all costs--kill anything that comes near him" to "Protect the King at all costs--Yay fishies!". He would let Alfred choose their first activity, but sometime before the day was out, he wanted to revisit the cute predators!

~BitterSweet-Mischief Dec 7, 2012

_{(( Wow, this is some legit account. ))

"...Sucks to be you right now." A crimson coloured devil appeared by the window pane, her tail swayed lazily.}

~2P-King-of-Spades Dec 7, 2012

((ouo Lol thanks? That's a good thing right? X'D

Also, just to let you know he's got bars over his window after his last few escape attempts.))

Alfred jumped from his seat at the desk, having been coming up with his next escape plan. He whipped around, eyes widening in shock when he saw the devil. "Wh-what are you??" he asked, awed. She looked sort of like those two annoying, do-gooder Jokers but with wings.

~BitterSweet-Mischief Dec 8, 2012

_{(( Yes, it's a good thing. She's sitting on the window pane inside, don't worry.))

She scoffed and stood up, walking to him with her crimson shoes. " I, my lost, pitiful human, am a Devil. A creature comfortable within the pits of Hell." She jeered at him. " And who are you~?"}

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